neoshaolin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Waterman Movie Teaser]

"Coming 2008"

HAhaha, I'll give you five stars for false hopes in that the movie was going to come out two years ago.

["The Waterman Movie"]

Beautiful animation, Waterman!

Probably one of the best looking animations that I've seen in a long time! I especially loved the fact that it turned out to be an animated Leslie Nelson running through the woods! hahaha

[Waterlollies]

HAHAHA!

It's nice to see bitey getting what he deserves every once in a while. I love your stuff man! You have this distinctive style unlike any of the other animators on newgrounds, Keep at it! :D

[FRED - Animated Series]

Good go dyes!

THANK YAHWEH! Someone finally fucking did it!

[Light and Wily..]

Yay! A megaman tribute!

"That's pretty fucked up, man. " You redeemed yourself with the surprise ending since I wasn't a fan of a retarded take on Dr. Light. The animation wasn't "great. " But, the faces were still pretty expressive. Also, you just flat out get some serious props for a megaman-dedicated flash! :D

AMTRAX91 responds:

Thanks for an honest review

[Wolverine origins in 1min]

Dude, you know what you missed?!

The "NOooo" of fans everywhere when they totally, completely, and utterly fucked up Deadpool's storyline! lmao

[Facebook Twitter]

Good god, this is brilliantly accurate.

Seriously, I'm so fucking sick of people telling me to go read their statuses and tweets that they update every five seconds saying tedious little, worthless statements like, "Jimmy James Johson says T.G.I.F. and He just took his dog for a walk!" No one gives a shit.

Brillantly relevent subject matter, and I really liked how you played a little with the scope zooming in and out using simplified versions of the characters. That added an interesting affect. I really enjoyed it.

[Puzzle Shoes]

A little dissapointing in comparison your others.

I guess it was ok. But, it just seemed to me that you were trying to "prove" something of which I'm sure you were already aware of. The background and music used definately set the tone of any scene. But, there really wasn't much "story telling" in this. Maybe you weren't intending to tell a story. But, based on the fact that I know you smoke weed, dude. (leaf worthy forums) I'd say that you shouldn't make flashes while you were high. >XP Stuff like this happens. hahaha

[The 33rd Christmas]

I'm fucking catholic, and it's hilarious.

People that are offended by the image of jesus on the cross have aparently never been to mass. It's called the crucifix, idiots. That's right ALL catholic crosses have a bloodied up jesus on it. Dude, this was great. Don't let Bible Thumps mislead you to think otherwise, Mr. Sprinkler.

[I.E.S. ep.1]

Dude, it's been like two years. where's I.E.S. 2?!

Nine points for a cool concept, 0 points for being a lazy bastard. Don't say to be continued if your not actually going to continue it, foo'! >.<